LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION
BEST RIDDLES There was quite a good response to this competition. In fact so good that I can only print the three winners riddles and will have to leave the others over till next week. I can see that you have had your thinking caps on alright. I am giving two lots of tickets and the second lot will be announced next week. Here are the lirst three:— Garth Butler What man has never done a day's work? A night watchman. What has lour legs and only one foot? A bed. What can turn without moving ? Milk.
Isohel Grant
What i'ruit do Hitler and Mussolin represent? A bad pear. A messenger in Africa was eaten In' two negroes, what was his telephone number? 281. As I walked over London Bridge I saw a barge crowded with people anil yet there wasn't a single one. They were all married. Barbai-a Wallace What is the biggest ant in the wor 1d ? Th e eleph- an t. Wliy is two and sb: no use to a King? Because its only half a crown. Why did the ice scream? Because it saw the milk shake.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 44, 24 April 1942, Page 6
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194LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 44, 24 April 1942, Page 6
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