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Why are hot cakes like a caterpillar? Because they make the butter fly. What is the quickest way to gel fat? Buy it at the butcher's. Why is the letter "A" like twelve o'clock? Because it is the middle cl the day. Why is thought like the sea? Because it is a notion (an ocean). When is a potato dangerous? When it has eyes, and shoots. What race never comes to an end? The human race.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 36, 1 April 1942, Page 6
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78RIDDLE POT Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 36, 1 April 1942, Page 6
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