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Why does time fly? Because so many people try to kill it. When rain falls 011 the bank of England, why is it like a least? Because it is a bank-<\vct (banquet). When has a man always to keep his word? When no one will take it. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence. Which is the oldest wine you get? The Elder wine. If a soldier and a sailor were locked in a car which would get out first? The soldier, because he has the khaki (car key). What is it you look for, but arc glad when you can't find it? A hole in your stocking. Why has Hitler not got a beard? Because he . has had too many close shaves.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 19, 20 February 1942, Page 6
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130RIDDLE POT Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 19, 20 February 1942, Page 6
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