JOKE CORNER
Just "Stew" Bad Mother: Why are you eating with your knife? Willie: Because my fork leaks. Took His Measure Bobby-: Please, mother wants a tape measure. Shopman: How long does she want it? Bobby: Oh, she wants to keep it for good! / A Smart Reply "Barber, my hair is coming out fast. Can you give me something to keep it in?" "Certainly, sir. George, give me one of those empty hexes off the counter." Like It! "Ye've worked hard and willingly for me, Pat," said the farmer to his old employee, "and I'm going to give ye that fat pig.." 1 "May Heaven bless ye, sorr," said Pat; "it's just like ye.' i Liglit Fare
Customer (in restaurant): Another sandwich, please. Waiter: Yes, sir, and is there anything else? Customer: Yes, you might bring a paper-weight—the last sandwich blew away.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 19, 20 February 1942, Page 6
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142JOKE CORNER Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 19, 20 February 1942, Page 6
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