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New Cook: How shall I cook the potatoes for dinner to-night ma'am? Mrs Uppity: With their jackets on. It's a very formal dinner! ■ * « * Medical Officer: Do you think it is healthy to have a pig living in 3'our kitchen? Farmer: Sure, yer Honour, he's niver had a day's illness since he came into the houses • a 'a ' * Mother: Have you taken your cod liver oil, Bill3 r ? Billy: Yes, Mum, and it didn't taste so nastj 7 . Mother: Oh, are 3 T ou sure you had a full dose? Billy: Yes, Mum, but I couldn't find a spoon .so I took it on a fork. « * 9 « Teacher: You're a stupid; boy. Why, when I was your age I knew more than you. Tom: •:Perhaps you had a better teacher!
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 3, Issue 203, 23 August 1940, Page 7
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131JOKE CORNER Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 3, Issue 203, 23 August 1940, Page 7
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