JOKE CORNER
Teacher: Six oranges at twopence each, four pounds of sugar at fourpence a pound—what does that make? Little Girl: MarmaPade. « « c a Teacher, to Tom (who is late for school): Why are you always late for school, Tom? Tom: Because they always ring the hell before I get here! * *Bt * ' » Attendant (at fair ground): Do you wish to consult Ching Worsting Portung, the great Chinese fortuneteller, madam? Woman; Av.\ laddie, Tell him h:s mi!her is here frae Scotland.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 2, Issue 185, 12 July 1940, Page 6
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80JOKE CORNER Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 2, Issue 185, 12 July 1940, Page 6
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