JOKE CORNER
"How m.'iny fish have you caught': Wiggy?' <4 Oh j I couldn't count them!' ''But you haven't caught any yet'*" "No, that's way I couldn't couut. t lie m. * * $ « "What have you done to-day?" "Oh, nothing." 1 ''But how do you know wheii you've finished?'-'' * * # « I want a penny worth of mixed nuts y but don't put in more than two cocoanuts, because teachcr might sec them sticking out of my pockets."
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/BPB19390825.2.28.1
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 1, Issue 54, 25 August 1939, Page 6
Word count
Tapeke kupu
74JOKE CORNER Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 1, Issue 54, 25 August 1939, Page 6
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
Beacon Printing and Publishing Company is the copyright owner for the Bay of Plenty Beacon. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 New Zealand licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Beacon Printing and Publishing Company. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in