NEXT WEEK'S COMPETITION

Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 1, Issue 4, 28 April 1939, Page 3

NEXT WEEK'S COMPETITION

SUPPLY THE MISSING LINE Ah, Madams hair is beautiful > A tint of golden brown * Ah she will capture all the street . In Whakatane town. i She has a lovely glossy AA r aA r e ; And ringlets round her head . How careful she Avill have to be Fill in the missing line so that it rhymes with the second to last. Let me see Avho are the poets. The best three attempts will receive free picture tickets with Peter the Whaler's compliments. NEW MEMBERS Welcome aboard to the following Jolly Tars: DOROTHY BARTON W. RIVETT COLEMAN HAYNES PAMELA GARTSHORE ANN LITTLEJOHN DICK LITTLEJOHN REG PARRY JEAN GREY GERALD GARTSHORE VALERIE WOODS ROWENA WOODS Your certificates leaA r e the ship today. RIDDLE POT A KNEE.SY ONE Q: Where would daddy go if he broke his knee? A: To Africa Avhere the knee groAVS (Negroes). Q: Where Avoukl mother go if she broke her knee? A: To Palestine where the she. knees (Jcavs) are. Q: Where would baby go if he broke his knee? A: Aha! to Timbs Avhere the kidneys are. Why is England like the capital E.' How many hairs are there in a cat's tail? Where is money always to be found? What tree is older than the oak? Can you spell "enemy"'' in three letters? What is it that no man has seen, never was. and yet always Avill be' Why does a policeman A\'ear pink braces? Why is a sailor like a camel? Because they both live on, Avater for months. What pet is found in the sea? A limpet. Which are the nicest letters in the alphabet? C and Y (candy).