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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume II, Issue 186, 17 June 1874, Page 3

spring Well Brewery, THE Proprietors are in a position to Supply First-Class SPARKLING- ALE, brewed from pure Malt and Hops. Yeast, Grains, and Water Tanks For Sale. SHAUGHNESBY AND SON , W PHILLIPS & SON, Oil.. GnAgg We call attention to Mr Penny’s advertisement re wines, which appears in another column. “ You her heern, gentlemen of the jury,” said an eloquent advocate—“ you Hev heern the witness swar be saw the prisoner raise his gun, you heern him swar he saw the flash and heerd the report, you hev heern him swar he saw the dog fall dead, you hev heern him swar he dug the bullet out with his jack-knife, and you hev seen the bullet produced in court ; but whar, gentlemen, whar, 1 ask you, is the man who saw that | bullet hit that dog ?” i A darkey in Natchez was boasting to a grocer 1 of the cheapness of 101 b of sugar he had purchased lat a rival store. “ Lot tne weiah the package,” said the grocer. The darkey assented, and it was found 2ib short. The coloured gentleman looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, “ Guess ho didn’t cheat this child much ; while he was I getting the sugar I stole two pair ob shoes.” XATTEANGA. ELLIB & WRIGLEY, Proprietors. Tailobs, &o, , Tauranga.