TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
Prospective Buyer: I'm afraid you have nothing to suit me. I want a house 10 miles from human habitation. Agent: Oh, I see! You wish to practise the life of a hermit? Prospective Buyer: No; I wish to practise the saxophone. Street Arab: Box o' matches, sir? Soldier: No, thanks. I don't smoke. Street Arab: If you'll buy a box, guv'nor, I don't mind teaching you. —From lan J affray, Te Puke.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXIII, Issue 203, 28 August 1942, Page 5
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76TO MAKE YOU LAUGH Auckland Star, Volume LXXIII, Issue 203, 28 August 1942, Page 5
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