CHUCKLES.
(From Carl Sayegh, io, Huntly Avenue. Grafton.) Molly: My doggie is clever! I give him a penny each day and he goes and buys himself a bun. Jim: That's nothing! I give mv dog a penny each day, but he waits tiU Saturday and gets seven for sixpence. Bernard: Can a door talk, Muinmr! Mummy: Of course not! Bernard: Oh, but you told me to answer it the other day! Ma: Did you clean your hands before you sat down to tea? Bertie: Oh, no, Mummy! As we are having brown bread.l did not think it would matter! Tom: I haven't had a bite vet' farrnar* } "° U W Ul—when til* tarmer s dog sees you!
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 225, 21 September 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)
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116CHUCKLES. Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 225, 21 September 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)
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