FISH AND CHIPS.
Say to your chum: "Two men went into a fish shop. One asked for 'fish and chips' and the other asked for chips and fish.' How did the waiter know which was the sailor?" , The answer is: "The one in sailors clothes." (By Betty Molesworth, Mount Roskill-) Our doubts are like traitors, And make us lose the good We oft might win By fearing to attempt.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXII, Issue 108, 9 May 1931, Page 2 (Supplement)
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