THE AMERICAN EXCELSIOR OF INSTRELS.

Auckland Star, Volume II, Issue 505, 23 August 1871, Page 2

THE AMERICAN EXCELSIOR OF INSTRELS.

F§-|-3 wis. a f aryf good attefidance at the ergy^Half, tosl-S.^min£r,»inftspile .ofiith&t inclement state ofv the wcatjier. The l>rogramme was an entirely, new one, i, H.^ ll8.<?JSH^?_4f_J_,S_.of tlie tr6uPe w<?r,> !J^WtJbl!b)|p||flSrth-provo|(ing qualifications. A number of songs jtvere sung as usual with good effect, and Ihje audience departed well pleased. Tbe pirogramtQe^

A man with a scolding wife says he hfe^teW fears of the jaws of death than the |awc| $Mff. " 18ay,_dea_con, have you hunted down.that chap that stoic your overcoat and umbrella ?" " No, I have not molested him ; hill ietohhip. in a world where neither overcoat npr_,\imbrel.la will be of the,slijsbiu-st use toliitri.l'«* * ■ ; 'Tthii.4 l.t*b'^'d,.A| l fen- by-lmettical fauthoritiea, that "If a man has a good appetite, sleeps■walLand feelsb.ttyyatit in spirits altfr his meals, ho Bhouinnct f* muil Mi^rMaiemm^ big as a liQg.hoid, or as thin and dry as a fence rail." 1