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Auckland Star, Volume II, Issue 466, 8 July 1871, Page 2

,t Energetic Poxpit Puff op tub QDhbathe^ A Baltimore clergyman commend*' the tkeatwi ' more energetically tlian is the ousi»n!l"'iof'iMs^ profession, and in stronger vernacular.* ''In1 ah lectureilatel.v delivered he advisesl his • liearers -; tb go t<| fc'm play —to "go heartily as a Juicy' human being toitlumt^Moel iWyo'u,r;,':kn<k-joints '■ or a distempered-liver ;-go-'ns a -mortal- and ' sioeoun liable being, as you ought;t6! gO'Eaayf '■where else, to enjoy' the /good,- ;©n<ftqura)»e-tie "i actors i|nd maiiagers in:-• their strife -for th'at r '-. anil ih (the quick way in yonr -power at tlie uaomenjt, rebiike the < bad. * Brown"' \ip<iil' miS, ■put down'Werything that is> low; ■" Help' the t art to climb ana re-establish itself.; /"Use jadgraehtsaato ti&j»ana?;eip'Bnse;aUd :guar.d.f ;i rp ggf against; f 00-much-ness." '■[ " PelerlßarnoeUSfi.qßoitfe. up and say jiOU'"/ n lesson.'!' ■iffrE^.aeA i^OTliatmadfl-EFeseßti r j-£. >< the forbidden fruit?" " Becuz she : tolled that-she didn't ought t0."," How do you ■l&iow that niado her eat it?" "Becuz when o»rlUMay.w^ ftJ-,0/,S< lows, she went and sot right down in John Diddles lap." * ' ' -Ji^ '- n A singular question has "arisen" in London with respect t tdi Hie-Secrecy.-to b6KQbierved.li by telegra^hiata. .-A-ana^ had-telegraphed,-^to^, ~-- ( his wife^sayiiig^that'bytW-iime sue recel.yoll;': be no'more. '. Qfte'lieaft"' \h of T;he departineht*ca'us4d the mkn tdlb*e lav'-: ''" rested,; and stopped the., message. Tho explanation of the .map^ was T that,Jie had a private; understanding'^it&*■his^'wUß.t«*She would inowf«Mt no nieantr-that when the T " -to'essage arrived,'he would be*no mbre^-m debt. .The telegraphist and the manager were psjonorated" from" blamo; although it was held"""'™ that the mess«geJßlipj,ds hayp^beenj fqrward^ij v[ The Times aaysithat a,man;named CuMsj in tho employ of Mr. O. il'Phiilamy, of Orton iEirk,ifet»iV«*ir>ii^'sßnibrace"ifrom SffTuOK" "old man ■" = kangsxoo that proved mor<? closo V., than weloome. Cubis, it appears, went into a t St££) paddock to catch-a-»heep,-but.ho hadnot pro.' —, ceeded 'far befoTO^tU^^kangaj-opf^hich wm, kept injthe enclWureViloppM'tip to'khlnlißna'c^ugl^i jhim jrqund the neckr^Afler,,iaking .-&.„ _. firni gri&the'aniin'arrkised1 its li&d'legfr'to-.; 1 ' i theikaii'S'fa'cej'an'd" tlJeYi,, tln; the >usjial;;maa^ 1. • * ncr, dr^'tli.e&^db r#K J again; infli&fing^two Off' [°V three deep woufids._ '^When oU^,i§ 9^ ; ~ found \s]$ 9Btfo tb'Tr"!)iiß'leheeks. had' beW'liio J" >:' r' open, incf^at.1 hii' 'uiXdptl ; lip1 "had f beß^oidtr,.': * ';"; x from thb^&Mfcn'torth^'th^/',"fiffi]p)ottes''# ( -' were also ipi-n, \\>h% ' fortunately for; Jlnin."the r ' kangaroo's!^lawsJiiid nbt'tbuch tM'lower p^ar-" " tion of{h"is'bpdy.. ', l. "; ■- .' .' -.' '' ";.„. .V^'" * 'Shop pkvicdES.—lt is said; that"the/NeW.1 'r, York shopkeepers hire 'fashionably dressed " " young ladies to call in and walk .our of their ,V stores dnce'in "'iteil or' flft'e'en niinuteS fltiring;'." ;.;''; the day*; to_attract customera' 1 sympathy; Js/ The shopkeepers of 3ps|fon are much, wiser, ' than tHeir neighbours of'jNeW York.'^Tlatfemploy) lov.ely .and. bewitclliti'^ * as^ Ff^nrki -*■*•- fasmonkbiV'dresied Vptog l^diesld^ stand 'W& \7, J bifid tbjß^o6^4tlr«liU Mf> I^* smile'Hwrwljr, * I