INTERESTING LOVE-LETTER.

Auckland Star, Volume I, Issue 86, 19 April 1870, Page 2

INTERESTING LOVE-LETTER.

My Dear E : —By the relentless intervention of the invisible hand of Providence, I have been prevented from precipating myself at your feet for the entire absolution of the collectancous calumny which has been so slanderously conglomerated upon the unblotted and unsophisticated face of my stainless reputation, and with which I have been so maliciously circumvalleted, that I apprehend the most mountainous, colossal, herculanean diffieultiey in perfectly discareerating myself from the criminous machination in which I have been so unmercifully immured, that I was fearfully apprehensive that I was most inextricably involved. But ah! most superhuman fair one, I have been so unutterably bedazzelled by the luminous emanation and sunlike effulgence of your charms, that netwithstanding the acrimonious criminations which have been superinduced upon my character, I am again induced to obtrude myself into your presence. Do not for a moment doubt the moveless stability and fathomless profundity of my love : for the f_ammi_erous monocular autocrat of day shall cease to irradiate the umbrageous recesses of the forest, the translucent queen of night shall cease to perambulate the diaphanous and stelliferous concavity of the cerulean heavens, the horisonous boabion of Heaven's horrific artillery shall cease to bellow forth its terrifßo peals, the forky corruscation of Heaven shall discontinue to blaze forth its sulphurous igneous fulgor from the ignivimous clouds, before my love shall be extinguished. Could the manifestation of the keenest remorse, or the exhibition of the most compunctious pangs of conscience, elevate me one millionth of an inch in your favour, I would immediately commence Pouring forth tears at such a lavished rate, That were the world on fire they might drown The wrath of Heaven and quench the mighty ruin. J Ever your adoring Squiggs.