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Akaroa Mail and Banks Peninsula Advertiser, Volume VII, Issue 661, 14 November 1882, Page 4

18. SEHlcii. "TEN LITTLE NTGGERS." DANDELION COFFEE! ORIENTAL TEA ! AFTER an immense amount of laboi and deep research, it has been proved beyond a doubt that No. 1 of the above inter sting little niggers had been suffering for some days Irom that dire malady called indigestion — hence the reason he was so easily choked. It is also certain that had he been in the habit of taking NEIL'S CELKBUATKD DANDELION COFFEE for his breakfast, that he would have boon alive until this day ; and, after all, it is only 2s 2d per One Pound Tin. Old King Cole was a innrrie old soul, And a inerrie old soul was he, But his joy, though great, much more would have been, Hud he drank Dai.ileiion Coffee-fee- fee ! Oriental Tea! Oriental Tea! If no other proof were wanting of the backwardness of the present age to avail the , 11selves of a treasure even more priceless than gold, this one alone will suffice, that although one pound of this choice and delicately flavored mixture, and product of our interesting and muchloved brother Jiick, can be had at Economy House for the insignificant sum of 2s 3d, yet it is a positive fact that not one-tenth part of the inhabitants of this beautiful and salubrious Peninsula know the exquisite flavor of our " Universal Mixture " at 2s 3d, let alone the " Challenge " blend at 2s 7d. One trial settles the business, and fully accounts for the eager look on the faces of the people as they rush to Economy House to secure a second packet, before it is all gone. The effects of these Teas are even felt in dreamland, causing the mind to roam over boundless tracts of willow-pattern country, covered with numerous fairy-like gardens, hedged in with beautiful tea trees, and filled with pretty little China boys and girls dressed in yellow silk, and wearing golden spectacles, and who always cairy their own white-and-gold chim mugs with them. Sir Garnet Wolseley is supposed to have drunk nothing but this while working out hi-; little game with Arabi, and with what a glorious result! What wouUl Arabi have given to possess but one packet! And if the cheescmakers were to drink only Dandelion Coffe > for breakfast and the Oriental mixtures for tea, Peninsula cheese would hold its own against all the factories in creation. Then come along quirk to the arms of H. 8., And try just a packet of this lovely Tea 1 The lx-st way to happiness and prosperity is to drink Oriental Tea. Buy a Stßiidard Sewing Machine for £4 4s, and pay for it at the rate of 2s 6d per week, and insure your houses in the Standard Insurance Company's office, at the rate of 15s per £100. Oh. how the people jump with When once they taste this splendid T«a, And call their neighbors in to see What can be bought for two-and-three! Some folks do talk of eau de vie, Of peppermint, and Scotch whiskee, But all these things are up a tree, Compared to Oriental Tea ! ECONOMY HOUSE, Where a greater assortment of curiosities are to be. found than ever Barnum had—a museum of useful, ornamental, and instructive articles—and where order reigns supreme. Note.—Remember and don't forget the address— Xp CON 0M V TJ OUS E, H. BILLEN"^ ami SI. Company "\T EW ZEALAND LOAN AND IN MERCANTILE AGENCY COMPANY (LIMITED). CAPITAL ... £3,000,000 RESERVE ... £200,000 LIBERAL CASH ADon Freeholds, on Sta tions and Stock, and on growing clips of Wool. UEOEIVES CONSIGNMENTS of Wool, Grain, Tallow, Leather, Hides, Skins, &c, for sale in New Zealand, Australian, and London Markets. UNDERTAKES INDENTS of British, Continental, East Indian, and American goods, and Commissions in all Branches of Mercantile Business tiUPPLIFS WOOLPACKS AND CORN SACKS, at lowest current rates. Particulars on application at the Com pany't-- Offices, Cathedral square, Christchurch, or tc W. 11. HARGREAVES Akaroa.