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Akaroa Mail and Banks Peninsula Advertiser, Volume VII, Issue 658, 3 November 1882, Page 4

11. JBillun* "TEN LITTLE NIGGERS." DANDELION COFFEE! ORIENTAL TKA I AFTER an immense amount of laboi and deep research, it has been proved beyond a doubt that No. 1 of the above inten sting little niggers bad been suffering for some days irom tiiat dire malady called indigestion— hence the reason he was so easily choked. It is also certain that had he been in the hain't of taking NEIL'S CELEBRATED DANDELION COFFEE for his breakfast, that he would have been alive until this day ; and, after nil, it is only 2s 2d per One Pound Tin. 01*1 King Cole was a merrie old soul, And a merrie old soul was he, But his joy, though great, much more would have been, Had lie drank Dande.ion Coffee-fee- fee ! Oriental Tea! Oriental Tea! If no other proof were wanting of the backwardness of the present age to avail themselves of a treasure even more priceless than gold, this one alone will suffice, that although one pound of this choice and delicately flavored mixture, and product of our interesting and muchloved brother Jack, can be had at Economy House for the insignificant sum of 2s 3d, yet it is a positive fact that not one-tenth part' of the inhabitants of this beautiful and salubrious Peninsula know the exquisite flavor of our " Universal Mixture " at 2s 3d, let alone the " Challenge " blend at 2s 7d. One trial settles the business, and fully accounts for the eager look on the faces of the people as they rush to Economy House to secure a second packet, before it is all gone. The effects of these Teas are even felt in dreamland, causing the mind to roam over boundless tracts of willow-pattern country, covered with numerous fairy-like gardens, hedged in with beautiful tea trees, and filled with pretty little China boys and girls dressed in yellow silk, and wearing golden spectacles, and who always cairy their own white-and-gold chini mugs with them. Sir Garnet Wolseley is supposed to have, drunk nothing but this while working out hi-i little game with Arabi, and with what a glorious result! What wou'd Arabi have given to possess but one packpt! And if the cheesemakers were to drink only Dandelion Coffe > for breakfast and the Oriental mixtures for tea, Peninsula cheese would hold its own against all the factories in creation. Then come along quirk to the arms of H. 8., And try just a packet of this lovely Tea! The best way to happiness and prosperity is to drink Oriental Tea. Buy a Standard Sewing Machine for £4 4s, and pay for it at the rate of 2s 6d per week, and insure your houses in the Standard Insurance Company's office, at the rate of 15s per £100. Oh. how tho people jump with glee When once they taste this splendid Tea, And call their neighbors in to sco What can be bought for two-and-three! Some folks do talk of eau de vie, Of peppermint, and Scotch whiskee, But all these things are up a tree, Compared to Oriental Tea ! ECONOMY HOUSE, Where a greater assortment of curiosities are to be found than ever Barnum had—a museum of useful, ornamental, and instructive articles—and where order reigns supreme. Notic.—Remember and don't forget the address— TpCONOMY TJ OUS E, IT. BILLENS. 5f.58.1.. ami SI. Compiiuy "KTEW ZEALAND LOAN AND IN MERCANTILE AGENCY COMPANY (LIMITED). CAPITAL ... £3,000,000 RESERVE ... £200,000 MAKES LIBERAL CASH ADVANCES on Freeholds, on Sta tions and Stock, and on growing clips of Wool. RECKIVES CONSIGNMENTS of Wool, Grain, Tallow, Leather, Hides, Skins, &c, for sale in .\ow Zealand, Australian, and Londou Markets. UNDE UT AXES INDE NTS of Briti:;h, Continental, East Indian, and American goods, and Commissions in all Branches of Mercantile Business SUPPLIES W'iOLPACKS AND CORN BACKS, at lowest current rates. Particulars on application at the Com pany's Offices, Cathedral square, Cbristcliurch, or tc W T . H. IIARGREAVES, Akaroa.