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Akaroa Mail and Banks Peninsula Advertiser, Volume VII, Issue 656, 27 October 1882, Page 4

Bff, IBilton* "TEN LITTLE NIGGERS." DANDELION COFFEE! ORIENTAL TKA ! AFTER .in immense amount of labor , and deep research, it has been proved beyond a doubt that No. 1 of the above inter , sting little niggers had been suffering for some days from that dire malady called indigestion — hence the reason he w;;s so easily choked. It is also certain that had he been in the habit of taking NEIL'S CE L E BRAT ED 1) A N D E LIO N COFFEE for his breakfast, that he would have been alive until this day ; and, after ;dl, it is only 2s 2cl per One Pound Tin. Old King Cole was a merrio old soul, And a merrie old koul was he, But his joy, though great, much more would have been, Had lie drank Daiicieiion Coffee-fee- fee ! Oriental Tea! Oriental Tea! If no other proof wero wanting of the backwardness of the present age to avail then-selves of a treasure even more priceless than gold, this one alone will suffice, that although one pound of this choice and delicately flavored mixture, and product of our interesting and muchloved brother Jack, can be had at Economy House for the insignificant sum of 2s 3d, yet it is a positive fact that not one-tenth part of the inhabitants of this beautiful and salubrious Peninsula know the exquisite flavor of our " Universal Mixture " at 2s 3d, let alone the " Challenge " blend at 2s 7d. One trial settles the business, and fully accounts for the eager look on the faces of the people as they rush to Economy House to secure a second packet, before it is all gone. The effects of these Teas are even felt in dreamland, causing the mind to roam over boundless tracts cf willow-pattern country, covered with numerous fairy-like- gardens, hedged in with beautiful tea trees, and filled with pretty little China boys and girls dressed in yellow silk, and wearing golden spectacles, and who always cairy their own white-and-gold chiivi mugs with them. Sir Garnet Wolseley is supposed to have drunk nothing but this while working out hi- little gam- , with Arabi, and with what a glorious result! What wou'd Arabi have given to possess but one packet! And if the cheesemakers were to drink only Dandelion Coffe > for breakfast and the Oriental mixtures for tea,, Peninsula cheese would hold its own against all the factories in creation. Then come along quick to the arms of 11.8., And try just a packet of this lovely Tea! The best way to happiness and prosperity is to drink Oriental Tea. Buy a standard Sewing Machine for £-1 4s, and pay for it at the rate of 2s Gd per week, and insure your houses in the Standard Insurance Company's office, at the rate of 15s per £100. Oh. how the people jump with glee When once they taste this splendid Tea, And call their neighbors in to see What can be bought for two-and-three! Some folks do talk of eau do vie, Of peppermint, and Scotch whiskee, But all these tilings are up a tree, Compared to Oriental Tea ! ECONOMY HOUSE, Where a greater assortment of curiosities are to be found than ever Barnuni had—a museum of useful, ornamental, and instructive articles—and where order reigns supreme. Notk.—Remember and don't forget the address— THCONOMY TT OUS E, H. BILLETS. N.SZ.Xi. and "1. Coiaainany "VTEW ZKATjA-XD LOAN AND IN MERCANTILE AGENCY COMPANY (LIMITED). CAPITAL ... £3,000,000 RESERVE ... £200,000 MAKES LIBERAL CASH ADVANCES on Freeholds, on Sta tions and Stock, and on growingclips of Wool. RECEIVES CONSIGNMENTS of Wool, Grain, Tallow, Leather, Hides, Skins, &c.. for sale in New Zealand, Australian, and London Markets. UKDERT AX E 8 ]ND X MTB of British. Continental, East Indian, and American goods, and Commissions in all ikunojV'K of Alorcauti'Business SUPPLIES WOOLPACKH AIvD CORN SACKS, at lowest current rates. Particulars on application at the Corn pany's Offices, Cathedral square, Christchurch, or to W. H. HARGREAVES, Akuroa,