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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 452, 15 December 1904, Page 6

■% Gkd t« be Her, "'_._ "So you overcame that old antipathy ■'of yours," her husband- remarked, , "sad called on Mm. Bobble*,** , -Yea.- •.. V 5 ■ "Do you think she was glad t© set your . * * ' . | "I Wanre oi it." ' "**&"&?&*• "Ahem!—you must have soBJe Kmson for that belief outside of 6uranee«." "I hare. I had on the ok} dress flat was made owr twice, my hat was out of style and my hair had come uncurled; while she had oir a gown .that couldn't hare come from anywhere but Pariav Could she help being glad tosaeme?"—Leslie's Weekly, .^^u ' ', 4.3 . "..;' HuMMrfttPrii*. Afar he went, o'er land and see* ♦, ~- Far fcscetaees to mk: i- &r ' . A. Miflab, lonaly man mu ha, - ¥si>«W^ Wko know not to be meek, ' '■*-■'"iM Thea home he came from alien a*fe& JH ASd Love, who had been eleeptasr. j| Spoke to hie heart a sweet •«*xdse>-~-And showed him there the IcasjeehCtK 'J§2&* ■ -==.-. . .£*-■■ TWlthto a raaldjma kepiosj. ;«»_ , k u -PhfleAilphia BulJettn. 'fxh-fB

Ta> physician aMMfiiNiiotttf gat an •eeomobtfe.'* "Why, I supposed he made broken bones * specialty."—Brooklyn Segk. ToHer. ■a aßsMhood <Uy» I otta wowteraS * If heaven lay bsyood th» aki««, m.aa a-hsppr chance I -MandafesV j * oqpd u ** ■ tby ***•* •*•*« j'< •"Can yoo truthfully aay that you «Kt into oftee with «n "absolutely eteaa- conscience?" inquired the very familiar bat unworldly friend. "Of course, I ©an," answered Senator Sorghum, in & tone of eHght irritation; "I never yet Jailed to pay every cent I promised Joe a vote.*— Washington Star. .. &* r Jin m lists' Msfoses^oc. ' Taaat—l heard your wife talking about pemeverfinee and obstinacy; aren't they the aame thing? Crimaonbeak—Well, there M a dtflareaee. What she eoneiders perseverance in herself aha looks upon as, ' obstinacy in ma-Toakara States-, s»«s*ama> 1 f 'A OMMfBI Oomßllm lie, little Edith—Paps amid yon do everything ao gracttuliy, Mi«s Teneea- , *oss. £ MsssTepacasoni PMhal That was 10 very kind of him. little Edith—Yes; he aaid yon were growing old gracefully,—flerten Life. r X VessraMe Seis-abos*. i Una Blnka—That woman we just passed ia the nicest neighbor I ever had. Jttand—Neighbor? Why. aha didn't 90 much aa glance at you, . Mrs. Bfcvkt-Tbet'a what I like about he*—N. Y. jffeckh/. .^^^^^ t. IBs* Owm 9tfs4K ' The burglar eautiously cussed 1 the window and eUmbed in. "And I used to be fool enough to pay a daneing maeter," he muttered i\ to himself, "to teach me how ta copier a rooml"—Cbioaga Tribune. 9Ar He Xspt Q*io«. Winks—Oat of adoeen friends I net Jk>-day, 11 told nu> of acre .cures for any cold. • Blinks—What dad the twelfth aay? ■ Winks—Nothing. Hthad acoidhim--9 self.—N. Y.Herald. ~..,.. ,_.^ t fstateseVase So ■e—ar ki««C Goeiin—Which would you advise me to learn to play, the cornet or the trombone?" f i Dolly—lf yon want to dte, what's the matter with a .doaa of strychnine?— -• Harlemlifs. ** Sot iimfi iMtwiW. Friend—l s'poee some of de custoo ers nebbah tap at all? The Waiter—Dat's right. We does our best to discourage dem from comin', but some is mighty hard to get rid of.—Brooklyn Life. Two KteAs ot Hsupls—. Mrs. Orimsonbeek— But remember, ~ John, money doesn't bring happiness. Mr. Crimaonbeak —Oh, I don't know! AH of his creditors seemed happy when ! they Warned he was going to marry money.—Yonkers Statesman, • f Camyrmmmtiam. ' Driver—Waiter, this chop a ,very small. Waiter (a raw hand)— Yes, sir; but you*U find it will take a goodwhile to est it.—Glasgow Times. Wot QvaJlfled to J«4*». ' Perdita—Do you think that novel would make a gor.ii society play? Constanee—l couldn't say, really. You see, I am only reading the expurgated edition. —Brooklyn Eagle. - Si Girla. fcC. ' Isabel —I've a lorely compliment, for you. irma. * Irma—Oh, what is it? '<> ■-;.'. Twbel—Somebcf'r <=airl that I look like you.—Detroit Free Press.