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,£400,000 worth of sugar is made into sweets ovcry week in England. Why is the letter E like death ? Because it is the end of life. Why is D like a squalling child?— Because it makes ma mad. Why is Chancery Lane like your eye ? Because it is near the Temple. What is it that all like to have, hut never want to keep ?—A good appetite.

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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 15 September 1904, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 15 September 1904, Page 7

Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 15 September 1904, Page 7

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