Husband (reading the paper); 'What fools some men will make of themselves I'
Wife: 'Well, Henry, dear, what have you done this time ?' Waiter: Shall I cut you a slice from the joint, sir? Testy Old Gentleman: 'l'm sure it's quite immaterial to me; you can chop it or saw it oft', for all I care, provided I get the slice, > Mr Misfit (savagely): ' Before I married you, was there any doddering idiot gone on you ?' Mrs Misfit: ' There was one,' I wish to goodness you'd married him!' 'ldidl'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 18 August 1904, Page 6
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89Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 440, 18 August 1904, Page 6
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