* Wnat be *oo doin' oop thaire P' ' Wbol, we w»a eweepin' chimbley, and Oi was loekin' in t'grate ; moi mate goes and poets in t'brush, shoves ma roight oop, an' now Oi ? m stook fast.' Gadsby that confounded Jenkins has really been accepted): 'Are both your rings heirlooms P' Primal* (hiding her band in her muff) : ' Oh, dear, yes I Ons has been in the family since the time of Alfred, bat the other is newer, and (Vushing) only dates from the Corq^eßtl' She: 'What are yon doing here in Japan P' He; ' Travelling for a chaage.' She: ' Have you brought your wife P' He: ' Didn't I tell you I wsb travelling for» change P' L&cdlady : ' I wish you ccald tee yoar way to paying me a trine on account, Mr. Dauber.' Dauber: ' Ah, madam, you know the old Baying—Art is long * Landlady: ' No, I didn't! But I know you artists are always short.'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 429, 11 August 1904, Page 6
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154Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 429, 11 August 1904, Page 6
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