Stella; ' I camo near missing a proprs»l last night.' Bella: 'You did P' Stella: 'Yea. He got down on his kaeea and I thought he was merely looking for a ping-pong ball.' Mibb Puttie: 'Mr Eider is so entertainiug 1 He eeems to have come in contact with so many people.' Mr "Whaeler (viciously) : ' Yes, indeed. You Bhonld watch him on his bicycle.' ■ There will be one advantage about the horseless carriage,' said Maud Ethel. 'lt won't mistake the sound of a kiss for a chirrup to go faster, and compel the young man to grab tho reins with both hands' A South African Constabulary commander wrote to a local troop officer asking if tfeere were any donkeys in camp. The reply came, in the troop officer's handwriting .• ' Ycb, one—B. H. Sjmes, ' Captain,'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 426, 9 June 1904, Page 2
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133Untitled Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 426, 9 June 1904, Page 2
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