An editor writes, concerning a rival journalist; ' Villainy is on foot.' The other gentleman retorts: ' Has the editor lost his horse V
■I His Wife: ' Goodness, Tom, I can't find rtom for those things cf yours.' Tom: * You c»n if you try, darling, ion should have seen the trunks that mother used to pack.'
•What do you make a week F' said a magistrate to an Italian organ-grinder, who charged a m»n with bre king his instrument the other day. 'Vour pound, sare,' 'lib, what? Four poinds for grinding an organ P'
• Kb, saxe; not for grind—vor ' shut up and go away.'
Small Bay x ' Ton haven't any whiskers or very much hair.' Caller s «Well, what of it!' Small Boy: ' I was wondering how pa could do what he s*id he was going to do.' Caller: ' What did he say he was going todof" Small Boy ' Mop the floor w| ih you.'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 414, 21 April 1904, Page 2
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153Untitled Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 414, 21 April 1904, Page 2
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