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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 402, 21 January 1904, Page 2

' Didyer git anything ?' whispered the worn the wiadow. QX \| vm : ;:v- ---' No; the chap wot ? lives here is a lawyet,' replied the; pther in disgust. 'That'g hard'lacf,' replied the first. • Did yer lose .anything^' _• No/ replied the ~ baby's disgusted little brother, ' the baby doesn't have to talk.' 'o-; l-jii..:.-x . 'Doesn't have to talk IV , S : «N6. f All the baby has to do is to; yell, and it gets everything there is in the honse that's worth;having.' ■; kEdythi ' Yesj I have decided to marry Jack for the purple of reforming him.'' .Mayme: ' Poor fellow !• la he really in need of such heroic treatment ?' 'Didybu tlnd but what that gentleman wanted 4**** ? , The Assistant: 'No; but I found out' what he didn't want.' , ! The Draper:. * What ?| How dare you>!' I The Assistant: ' And I sold it to him.' Salesman (recommending bine necktie with large pink spot?); ' But would you like one like .thatf I'm selling: a lot of them this year.*, Sarcaßtio Custcmar: <' Indeed 1 Htfw, very clever of you.' ; " 3:

Warder: ' H© was fche-eoolesfc and most , thoughtful convict that ever eacaped from prison.' •-.,., .',.",''. ~,,' .... ~.,.•; Jenkins i! That so P' Warders 'TesV He left behind Mma note to the?go«iiabrvoJ the gaol.tf beginning, :• I hope jou will pardon me for the ; MreS^ John.' ,~- ;•-""" _.-... v .. ' j*.Mr 3tubb: "She cae on the front is, jaw mltug&M ■■i./rzrs ■■■>■• >'■ ; l . ; i''- ) •-■"'-,; :/ ■ t MrsStabbs'Tes, but this one has a picture of the hotel on the stationery that Our Bfr&ck SlMji.