Customer: 'That bread you ssld ma was stale.' \\s%f'>,.**/; ]•■% " German Baler: '"'* Fcoom to dis country nad go to vork mit a horse an' wagon and bakery und a schall boy. Virst dot society for de prevention of giualty to animal? makes me droubles aboud mine horse, and den dot society for de prevention of gnulty to shildren makes me droubles about dot small boy. Now vot can Ido P Maybe if I fresh bread zell, yon society forde prevention of giuslty to dyspeptics yill aend me to dot prison. A young man fell in love with a lassie working in the same mill not far from Ashton. He was so bashful he dared not show his hand. At last, driven to desperation, he put up the banns of marriage at the village church. On tha following morning the unwooed bride-elect went to the bashful one and demanded an exThus cornered, he confessed the truth, adding, 'lf thee will not ha' me, I can gi' back word.' 'What did tha pay?' asked the practical girl. ' Pour an' sixpence.' * Well, tha coirn't get it bask; an' it'B no use losin' four an' sixpence; but tha' knows tha'll ha' to come a courtin' all the .j sama,'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, 27 August 1903, Page 7
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204Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, 27 August 1903, Page 7
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