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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 379, 13 August 1903, Page 2

Nellie .- ' Gracions! How do you. manage to knit so much in ao short a time?' : • v: . : % ■■ Katie: 'Every time I 'do ten rows I give my Bel f a chocolate cream.' ~., Customer: ' Ton said this suit would near like iron.' Clothier: ' Well, didn't it.' Customer: * Too much so. It's getting' rußty ahead y.' - < ■•■■■•;., *; Two little London girls who had Jbeen ssnt by the kindness of the vicar's wife to have'a happy day in the country,'nar. rating their experiences on their return aaidt nnt*«h{ 'Ob, yes, momi we did 'ave a 'appy gontlemaß buried.'' x Dcn't you think that a newspaper in smaller, more compaot form would be appi esiated ?' said the publisher. 'No,' answered his wife. 'lt muetbe large enough for a mart to hold in front of bis face when there are women standing in a street car.*