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-; w jFeacbsr * *jCsa %9JW>f sQrt boys tell jne what the Great Plague was ?' , 1 :•«&? u ~, ; I| s MBtya^Hdw^sooB &mfm<< and Sisgolij* to be married ?' '.',["s' Accepted Saitor: 'She has, not nam>d the day yet. I hope she does not balieye ia long engagements.' 1 ; ! IT Boy j ' Shfl < jftpean r % -I know, 'cause tgl her englkenTel»iiSw*B3en.short,', I * M T'i: i%n k Q a*SELi^»»SIU l 11 . n - inrtnwtw-'in Hygiene fe said to have, received from the one of her moat" lowirigiiolieV " 3 *- "* s * ; •■ *■ ||» ' our Jonny any mbfir about hilrastleßias it makes him sauoy;' £! Matnma { ' .Xomms,,=whafca is Jihe mean;"i'ng of the word Y taataU3ingA t _ j ,« 9 ! 'Plfe'sßß, ma.'it meaWa Circus passing 5 the scholar! not allo.wed.ito lopteout.' ] §* 'Girl: *We doctor .said mamma ; must take a *WMwSSiM "eWf day ' hat . does that itfeaW ** * ° T «? | jßoy t Girl s 4Then why- didn't he say so ?' Boy: 'Tdon't know, but I suppose if he ..called, it plain walking he couldn't charge for it.' j 11 Little- : ismny 'l ' M&& Talkemciowri paid a big compliment toirae to-day.' Mother: «.I>isUhe really 9 Well, there ia no denying .J&at woman. Jhas sense. What did she' say ¥ ' E" a : * ! Little 'Johnny ?-' r SHe"' satd she* didn't see how you came t > have such a alee little boy as I was.* "
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 375, 16 July 1903, Page 2
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213Humour. Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 375, 16 July 1903, Page 2
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