MISCELLANEOUS.
"A Pennsylvania junk dealer sold Ma wife to the ashman for 50 cents." *W«11, if she's that sort of a wife, TO bet the ashman will be around in » lew days, asking pay for carting 1 lier away."— Cleveland Plain Dealer.' **Why are those benohes blocking the fire escapes?" the manager was asked. "They are only there temporarily. To-day's performance is so crowded we took them out to make more (standing room."—Philadelphia Times. Mrs. Greene —"I suppose the Chitlings are awfully stuck up since they got that money from Mrs. ChitlL-ig's uncle?" Mrs. Gray—"Not so muoh as one might have supposed; but I notice that when they have minec-meat •n the table they call it croquettes;It used to be plain hash."—Boston Transcript. "See here, sir," exclaimed the successful manufacturer to his dilatory bookkeeper, "you are not as attentive, to business as you might be. It has been my rule through life to be at my desk early and late, and—" "Me, too," replied he. "Sometimes I get there early and sometimes late.' Philadelphia Catholic Standard and Times.
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 370, 11 June 1903, Page 3
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178MISCELLANEOUS. Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 370, 11 June 1903, Page 3
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