Waiter—' Anyone take your order, sir ?' Guest—' Yes; the other waiter took it about an hour ago, bat I forget whether I told him it was for this month or next/
' I've quit joking my wife about women carrying their pocket handkerchiefs in their pocketbooks,' said Tenspot. 'lt didn't pay.' ' How was that ?' asked Hunker.
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Miss Waunta Noe— 'Do yon think there's anything in ping-pong, my lord P* Lord Getthecoyne—' Well, I met the heiress I'm going to marry at a ping-pong reception.'
Mr Mack— ‘ If I find an eligible young man, what shall 1 tell him about you, Miss Amy ?’
Miss Amy—'Oh, tell him I'm very acomplished and agreeable—tell him you saw me running the lawn mower.'
Miss Oldgirl (worth a milliion)—No, sir, I will never you. Now, I trust, I've made myself plain. Ourting Hintza-li'u entirely unnecesfary, I assure you.
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 362, 16 April 1903, Page 7
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143Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 362, 16 April 1903, Page 7
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