'lf s easy enough foh a race hoss to git beat,' said Uncle Eben. ' But dar ain't any beatin' de'men dat's;runnin*;'em,' * What a very remarkable head of hair your boy has, Mrs Euggleson !' «Yes, but it's all wasted. He just won't learn to play the piane.' Friend—Jove! Your office is as hot as an oven. Lawyer—lt ought to be; I make my bread here* Tourist: ■ There's a worm in Hawaii that eats hard wood and destroys all the pianos.' Blifkins : 'We have a piano. Where can I get one of those worms ?'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 353, 12 February 1903, Page 2
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92Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 353, 12 February 1903, Page 2
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