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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XIV, Issue 2910, 28 February 1893, Page 3

How Sambo Understood French,— red says to the runaway negro on the raft, "Jim, what'd you say jf 'twas said to you 45 Parly-vous-franzy V " " Wouldn't say nuffin. I'd just bust him over de ear ; if he wasn't a wite man, 'Low no nigger to call :me dat. ' Finn says the words only mean, "Do you speak French!" Jim inquires, •' If they mean that why don't they say that?" Dr Forest says, in "Health, the | New Method," we might make similar inquiries of the professors ot Massotherapy ; but he goes on to explain masaage, rubbing, and its beneficial results so that it might Vven enter the skull of the densest negro ; and his muscle-roller and other new methods are invaluable. An edition of his books much enlarged, is published at "Truth" and "Health" Publication Offices, 163, Tuam street, Christchurch.—[Advt.]

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QUEENSLAND RELIEF FUND. COMMITTEE: His Worship the Mayor and B,oro^gh Councillors, The Chairman and members df thp As^burton County Council, the Chairmen of the Hampstead and Tinwald Town Boards, the Chairmen of the Road \ Boards, the Clergymen of the several denominations within -the County, etc., etc. Subscription Lists are opened at the Borough Council Office, the Banks, the Office of the Mail and Guardian, and in the hands of the members of ths Cony mittee. R. BIRD, Mayor. February 24, 1893. 2|117

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