SOME GOOD CONUNDRUMS
When are eyes mot eyeal— When tho wind makes them water. Wby la the word • yea' like a meant am 7 —Beoauae it ii t.n assent. Why are good resolutions like feint ladles 1— They w»nUo be carried cut. Why are b»ndccff<J like guide books ? —Because they are made for two wrists Why is a prudent man like a pin 1~ Because h>a head prevents him from going too far. Why ie playing at chess a more ex* BDoplar'y occupation than playing &t-cards? —Because you play at chess with bishops, bat at oarde with knaves.
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2323, 8 January 1890, Page 3
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98SOME GOOD CONUNDRUMS Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2323, 8 January 1890, Page 3
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