i 'Maryland, My Maryland. ! : • * * " Pretty Wives. Lovely daughters and nobln men." " My farm lies m a rather low nnd miasmatic situation, and 11 My wife 1" "Who?" " Was a very protty blonde !" Twenty years ago. became "Salow! 1 i *' Hollow-eyed i" ■■■••• " Withered and a .ed j" Bofore her time from " Malarial vapors, though ah£ made no particular complaint, not being of the grumpy kind, yet causing me groat uneasiness, "A short timo ago I purchased your remedy for oue of the children, who had a v: ry severe attack of billiousness, and it occurred to me that the remedy might help my wifo, as 1 found that our little girl upon recovery had 11 Lost 1" " Her sallowness, and looked as frosh us a new-blown daisy. Well, the story is soon toUi My wifo, to-day, ha 9 gained her old-time beauty with compound interest, and is now as handsome a matron (if I do say it myself) as can be found In this county, which is noted for pretty women. And I have only Hop Bitters to thank for it. "The dear creature just looked over' my shoulder, and says : ' I can flutter to the days of our courtship,' and that reminds me there might be more prtt'y ivives if my brother farmers would do as I have done-" • i Hoping you may long be spared to do good, I thankfully remain. 0. L, James, j Beljtsvilke, Prince George Co., Md V i May 2Gth, 1883. ■ J I Prosecute the Swindlers ! If when you oall for American Hop Bittora fee green twig o Hops on the white label and Dr SouWs name blown m the bottle), the vendor handa out anything but American Hop Bitters refuse it and shun the vendor as you would a viper ; and if he has taken ■ your money for anything else indict him for the i fraud and suo him for damagesfor the swindle and we will pay ycu liborally for the oonvifl* won.
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume V, Issue 1594, 27 June 1887, Page 3
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329Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Ashburton Guardian, Volume V, Issue 1594, 27 June 1887, Page 3
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