'Maryland, My Maryland. • * .* " Pretty Wives. Lovely daughters and noble men." "My farm lies m a rather low end miasmatic situation, and "My wife r . , • "Who?" ' ■ ' " Was a very pretty blonde !" *■- . ; .-■• Twenty years ago. beoamo .": ! "Sallow!" P ' -•••• l - -11 Hollow-eyed I" " Withered and ajed j" Before W time from 1 "Malarial vapors, though she made no particular complaint,; not being of the grumpy kind, yet causing me gre.at un> easmees, . ":A short time ago I purchased your remedy for ouo of the children, who had a very severe attack of billiousness, and it occurred to me tbat the remedy might; help my wife, as I found tbat our little! girl upon recovery bad . ' "Lost I" . " Her eallownoßß, and looked as fresh ob a new-blown daisy. Well, tho story iB coon told. My wife, ta-day, has gained hor old-time beauty with compound interest, and is now as handsome a matron (if I do say it myself) as con be found In this county, which is noted for pretty . women. And I have only Hop Bitters to thank for it. "The dear creaturo jußt looked over my shoulder, and says : ' I can flutter to the dayß of our courtship,' and that re-: minds me there might be moreprttty wives if ray brother farmerß would do as I have done*" Hoping you may long be spared to do good, I thankfully remain, O« I*. James, K" Bell'svilke, Prince George Co.* Md, ,1 May 2Otb, 1883. j Proflecute tne Swindlers! If when yon call for American Hop Bitters (see green twig o Hops on, tho white label and Dr Goule'B name llmmi m tlm tottle), the vendor bands out anything but American Hop Bitters refuse it and shun tbe vendor as you would a viper ; and if he has taken your money for my thing else indiot him for the fraud and cue him for damages for the swindle and we will gay you üborally for the flonvio* tiOßt
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume V, Issue 1584, 14 June 1887, Page 3
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324Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Ashburton Guardian, Volume V, Issue 1584, 14 June 1887, Page 3
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