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Ashburton Guardian, Volume V, Issue 1432, 15 December 1886, Page 3

There are two papers in Masterton running on particularly waim terms with each other. The Star lets out in a recent issue 11 thusly” : —The diurnal castigations which we have been indicting on our local contemporary appear to be making him howl He pleadingly asks to be put out of his misery by a volcanic stream. We must refer him to his friend Mr Beetham, who has been examining the crater at Mount Tarawera. If the member for the district cannot assist him there is a very ancient gentleman who has a reputation tor sulphur and hot lava that may do 'he amiable.

Take all in all. Take all the Kidney and * iver Medicines, —Tat e all the Blood purifiers, —Tate all the Bheumatic remedies, —T»ke all the Dyspepsia and indigestion cures, —Take all the Ague, Fever, and billons specifics, —Take all the Brain and A - rve force revivers, —Take ail the Great health restorers. In short, take all the best qualit’es of all these and the— best Qualities of all the best medicines In the world, and yon will find that —Hop Bitters have the best cura'ire qualities and powers of all- concentrated in them, And that they will our • when any or all of these, singly or— combined. Fait!!!! A thorough trial will give positive p oof of this. Hardened Liver. Five years »go I broke down with kidney and liver c mplaint and rheumatism. Since 1 have been unable to be about at all. My liver became hard like wood ; my limbs were puffed up and filled with water; All the best physicians agreed that nothing could cure me. I resolved to try Hop Bitters ; I have used seven bottles ; the hardness has all gone from my liver, the swel ing from my limbs, and it bast corked a miracle In my case ; otherwise I would have, been now in my grave. J, W. Morey, Buffalo, Oct. 1,1881.

Poverty and Suffering. “I was dragged down with debt, poverty and suffering for years, caused by a sick family and large bills for doctoring. I was completely discouraged, until one year ago, by the o.dvioe of my pastor, I commenced using Hop Bitters, and in one month we were all well, and none of ns have seen a sick day since, and I want to say to' all poor men, you c-n keep your families well a year with Hop Bitters for less than one doctor’s visit will cost. I know it.” A WoBEiNcmUN. Prosecute the Swindlers I i If when you call for American Hop Bitters {see green twig "f Hops on the white label and Dr Soule’s name blown in the bott’e), the vendor hands out anything but American Hop Bitters refuse it and shun the vendor as you would a viper; and if he has taken your money for anything else indict him for the fraud and sue him for damages for the swindle, and we will pay you liberally for the eonvie,ion. 1