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Ashburton Guardian, Volume IV, Issue 1047, 13 September 1883, Page 4

Attendants at Windsor Castle have to exhibit much tact in getting rid of lunatics who desire to see the Queen, to obtain, redress for their wrongs, fancied or real. On an average there are fully a .dozen,in the course of a year. Some of them are harihless, and others are very violent. They have been known to drive up to the Castle with a cab load of luggage and ask if theia rooms are ready. Others assert that tWy have come to claim the battd of the Princess Beatrice. One afflicted person was known to have come from America-for this purpose. He was rich, had a splendid turn out of portmanteaux and baggage, and his appearance astddnded the sedate lodge-keeper at one of the principal gates. But the startling information that this wealthy American desired to become bridegroom of a Royal Princess recalled the worthy functionary to a sense of-the situation. The marriage of a member of the Royal family with a successful speculator iii “ ile ” was a little mom than loyal flunkey ism could ■tatfd. v ’’ "

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