“ I’m afraid that bed is not long enough for you,” said a landlord to a seven-foot guest. “ Never mind,” he replied, “ I’ll add two more feet to it when I get in.” “Do you think,” asked a college student of a professor of theology, “ that the lion and the lamb have ever yet lain down together 1 ” “I don’t know,” said the professor, “ but if they have, I have no doubt that the lamb was missing from that date.” Holloway’s Ointment and Pilis. — I Glad Tidings. Some constitutions have ! tendency to rheumatism, and are through the year borne down by its protracted torture Let such sufferers bathe the afflicted parts with warm brine, and afterwards rub in this soothing Ointment. They will find it the best means of lessening their agony, and, assisted by Holloway’s Pills, the surest way of overcoming their disease. More need not be said than to request a few days’ trial of the safe and soothing treatment, by which the disease will ultimately be completely swept away. Pains that would make a giant shudder are assuaged without difficulty by Holloway’s easy and inexpensive remedies, which comfort by moderating the throbbing vessels and calming the excited nerves.—Advt
TOWN EDITION. [lssued at 4.30 p. n*. ] New Advertisements. VTT ANTED—A good general BLACKW SMITH, for up-country. Apply to E. Cookson, Ashburton. n 27 WANTED— A Good General BLACKSMITH. Highest waaes given, j Apply to Gbokob Johnston, Methven. A PUBLIC MEETING will be held in the Fiemington schoolroom on the 30th instant, at 7.30 p.m., to consider the advisability of a Special Rate to defray cost of road from Fiemington to Longbeach road. WESLEYAN CHURCH. ? The TEA MEETING, to celebrate the Opening of the above Church, will take place TO-MORROW EVENING. Tea on tables at 6 o’clock. Addresses will be delivered at the after meeting by Revs. W. Keall, Standage, Nixon, and Messrs Bowron, Buchanan, and others. Suitable Anthems will be rendered by the Choir of the Ashburton Wesleyan Church. n 27
Continued and pronounced success Frank M. Willmott’s Combination. of TO-NIGHT (Monday), NOVEMBER 27, Grand Farewell Night, Positive Last Appearance of this favorite Company, when will be produced, by special request, East Lynne. Lady Isabel ... Miss L. Crawfo rd POSITIVELY LAST APPEARANCE. STOLEN or STRAYED, from Longbeach, on Nov. l7lh, a light bay HORSE, branded ISI (in circle) on shoulder, and dark spine-stripe over back ; about 15.3 in height ;. collar-marked ; well-known in Chertsey district. .If stolen, L 5 reward will be given for information as will lead to conviction of person or persons ; or LI for information as will lead to its recovery. W. E. BOND, n 27 Longbeach Coach. Notice to blacksmiths and OTHERS. Just landed, ex Mary Campbell, from Greyihouth, a supply of the CELEBRATED BRUNNER COAL, The best procurable for smithy purposes. n 27 TUCKER, RESTELL & CO. QO AL COAL. COAL. We have now IN STOCK, ex Conference, a large supply of the Old Lambton Coal. This is the BEST HOUSE COAL imported. 27n TUCKER, RESTELL & 00.
ANTED KNOWN—That I am selVY ling Venus Nailrod at 6s per lb.; Venus Twist, 5s 6d per lb.; Venus Navy Twist, 6s per lb.; Tricopherous, la 3d per bottle. Enos’ Fruit Salt, 3s 3d per bottle. Also, Toys of every description, consisting of Dolls, Trumpets, Toy Drums, Tambourines, Wheelbarrows, Carts, Guns, etc., etc. EAST STREET, slB PRICE ONE PENNY. PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING. Advertisers are reminded that The Ashburton Guardian is the ONLY DAILY PAPER published between Christchurch and Timaru, and commands a LARGER CIRCULATION throughout the County of Ashburton than any other Journal. The Ashburton Guardian circulates largely in the Town and Suburbs, and also in Rakaia, Ohertsey, Seafield, Methven, Alford Forest, Mount Somers, Wakanui, Longbeach, Ashburton Forks, Tinwald, Winslow, Waterton, and every part of the County of Ashburton within the reach of postal communicat thus being the best geneial as well as local medium for Advertising. The Ashburton Guardian will be forwarded to any address in the colony for 24s per annum (paid in advance), or 6s 6d per quarter, postage extra. F, Clark, ASHBURTON GUARDIAN
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume IV, Issue 803, 27 November 1882, Page 3
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678Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Ashburton Guardian, Volume IV, Issue 803, 27 November 1882, Page 3
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