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Ashburton Guardian, Volume IV, Issue 795, 17 November 1882, Page 3

' : Bridget, I told you to have my hot f i water ready the first thing in the morn- ;; |ng.” “ Sure, sir,” replied Bridget, didn’t I bring it up and lave it at the dure last night, so as to have it in time.” ,v Recent inventions have shattered some o of the most cherished traditions of our < childhood ; we were always brought up to believe that “he who fights and runs -> away will live to fight another day but in these d ys of “ express ” rifles, “he who fights.and runs away ” gets a conical bullet in the small of his back. ' It has along time been matter of won- - derment to us what manner of man it eould be Matthew Arnold described as an M exponent of sweetness and light.” We’ye found the fellow at last. He keeps a genera!shop in a small village, and his , window displays, in close contiguity, a p choice assortment of sugar-plums and talj, low candles. Holloway’s-, Ointment and Pills combine , iboth.sanitive and sanative powers in a high degreej—by the. former term is understood the'r v abilily to preserve health, ,by the latter their capability to restore health. "With these rerae- _ dies at lund no invalid need be at fault to guide * v hiitiself or herself safely through the many trfa's 'to which everyone is subjected during our long and ofttimes inclement wintcs. Cougbs, colds, ulcerated throats, d’piheria, whooping cough, ,1 can be successfully treated by well rubbing tins Ointment upon the chesb and by taking the Fills. During damp foggy weal herasibmatical suf.erers . will experience the utmost possible relief from ’ - the inunction of the ointment on all tenderchested persons will save end'ess misery "by adopting this treatment. —[Advt.]

TOWN EDITION. - • Tissued at 4.30 p.th. i

New Advertisements. y;‘D a ptl s t denomination, SERVICES will be conducted in •V • connection with the above in the TOWN ' HALL, Ashburton, on SUNDAY NEXT, , ,-UHh intt. .-Bev- 0. Dallaston, Christ- ; i- eborob, will Preach—Morning at 11, Evening, 6,30, Sankey’s Hymns.— " MONDAY, 20th inat., Bey. 0. Dallas- . tox will XBOTDRE in the Town Hall, on ~<■ the “ Sayings and Doings of the Bev. C. " The chair will be taken at 8 o’clock, by his W orship the Mayor. .Admission Fejsk, A Collection will be „ 'made to defray expenses. nl7