Why is a spendthrift’s purse like a thundercloud? Because it is continually lightenin'. A. Trjing Occasion.—There is nothing that so takes the starch out of aycang man who has been wedded about a year as to have to go to a store where there is a girl clerk that he used to keep company with, and enquire for those large safety pins. Sensation at a Wedding.—His Honor to the bride elect—“ Are you willing to take Mr X., hero present, as your husband?” Bride-elect—“ Thank you, sir! I am not!” His Honor (flabbergasted)— “But, my child, you should have said so before coming here !” Bride-elect—“ O, sir, you are the first person that has consulted my wishes in this matter !”
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume III, Issue 670, 23 June 1882, Page 2
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120Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Ashburton Guardian, Volume III, Issue 670, 23 June 1882, Page 2
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