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Ashburton Guardian, Volume III, Issue 547, 30 January 1882, Page 2

Slight Misunderstandings. —A clergyman in Scotland preached a few Sundays ago from the text, “ If you do not repent ye shall likewise perish.” The wife of a farmer who was present went home and told her husband that the text was, “ If you don’t pay your rent you shall leave the parish. ” This reminds us of our friend at a former election, who inveighled against Manhood “ Sufferings” and “ Triangular” Parliaments. Holloway’s Pills.—The sudden changes, frequent fogs, and pervading dampness sorely impede the vital functions and conduce to illhealth. The remedy for these disasters lies in some purifying medicine, like these Pills, which is competent to grapple with the mischief at its source, and stamp it out without fretting the nerves or weakening the system. Holloway’s Pills extract from the blood all noxious mattexs, regulate the action of every disordered organ, stimulate the liver and kidneys, and relax the bowels. In curing chest complaints these Pills are remarkably effective, especially when aided by friction of the Ointment on its walls. This double treatment will ensure a ccitai , s.c ,1, -md beneficent progress, and sound health wl . -o rx be ■ e-establisfied. —Advt.