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Ashburton Guardian, Volume 2, Issue 374, 20 June 1881, Page 2

ABSESTMiXDEnxEss. A Milwaukee lawyer, who was asked by a policeman to write for him an application for re-ap-pointment, readily complied, and inad- ! vertontly signed his own name to it. Ho was much astonished when, on meeting the Mayor, he was asked to show his badge. That Pointer Again.—A reporter, in an article on the destitute poor, spoke of the great number of persons reduced to poverty by the “mysterious decrees of Providence.” His astonishment may be imagined when ho saw the printer had altered it to “ mysterious decrease of pror visions.” Holloway's Pills. —The sudden changes, frequent fogs, and pervading dampness sorely impede the vital functions and conduce to illhealth. The remedy for these disasters lies in some purifying medicine, like these Pills, which is competent to grapple with the mischief at its source, and stamp it out without fretting the nerves or weakening the system. Holloway's Pills extract from the blood all noxious matteis, regulate the action of every disordered organ,, ; stimulate the liver and kidneys, and relax the hotels. In curing chest complaints these Pills are remarkably effective, especially when aided by friction ol the Ointment on its walls. This double treatment will ensure a certain, steady, and beneficent progress, arid sound Health will soon be e-cstablished.—Advt.