BUMBLE’S OWN.

Auckland Chronicle and New Zealand Colonist, Volume 2, Issue 48, 4 July 1844, Page 2

BUMBLE’S OWN.

Corporations the order of the day—-Mrs. Corney thinks the people are too young for them yet — Married women excepted—require too much sustenance —No Turtle lor the Alderman ! Pork won’t do ! Governor says he won't force them upon the settlers.. Fresh tax imposed—very good —-if folks will eat bread and drink tea, ought to pay, bad habits these—Why won’t potatoes and pork do ?—-'Colonial Treasrer eloquent ! subject snuff—Doctor can't possibly do without it* * “Come out of tbat! —Disguise found out;. .Southern Cross a misnomer ! assumed after crossing the line—is nothing more than a Northern Constellation wandered out of his course !.. Ursa Major ! no doubt! — Faith , and by the hole i’my coat, says Pat. if there’s any truth or propriety in names, that’s the properest for him..lf lie belongs to the Slcye. let him go to his proper sphere.. The spa'peen, sure and hasn’t lie squeezed himself in and all of ns out, net one Hibernian left, and done us 8r0wn'...,.. Various white hats and Velvet coats in town, belonging to Land Claimants—with tomahawks to try the quality of the soil .. rale hookers from Hookianga I —Sharp Chaps them—find great difficulty tlm' in hooking the sovereigns.. positively taking Debentures, narrow strips of paper, for broad acres ! bad exchange that Police establishment reduced —Four constables discharged.. little blue coat with brass buttons, and long bunting whip seen going to the office every morning nevers iheless Hole and Corner meetings held respecting new wharf. .Members want it to pioject in a line with Queen street .. decidedly a Rich idea! Sydney arrived from England..queer very—didn’t know it ever bad led Port Jackson false report no doubt —Mrs. Corney says I'm a flat, it’s only the Ship, Sydney—much relieved by this intelligence —Never believed the oapitaloi New Holland would come here—Captain a very queer fellow, at least passengers say so, all glad to escape from his

C»9-<4**»..gr?%i< fines® Capfesn- at Ex far distbkmesm. gentle «i— ten, in d *-.iwg rjw- pla.w*.£«)*e*e there sue say !) aad gsvsjsg drenches t® ea'lL.. Mrs. Csnwy rlecSaire.t. ti>ey haw «>eed ios artificial drenches—— think she is light.— boose bill agitated ...Government contracter agitated likewise—folds Irs aims indignantly. and promenade* -.fee streets is independently and stiffly as calf's head and shoulders can make him—Punch **J», that having a shingle split >n his upper works, lie will be eligible i«r the post of Lord Mayor.. Exchange Hotel exchanged land loids, business having beeu"carried on with a bad Heart, has all gone to Pott ! — North Star expected .. a good substitute for Ursa Major who is going to be driven away by taxes .. grand doings—Public Bail, &c, &c. given to the Officers O, if you please Mr. Bamole, dinner is ready . be qniet you torment..My dear Mrs. Corney shall I help you to a small piece of pork Oliver take this letter to the box.