Newly-married Wife: "Darling, I've just: discovered thai I put. furniture polish into this sauce by mistake." .Accomodating Husband : "Never mind, dearest. It will go beautifully with the cabinet pudding.''
"That's General Blank and his daughter over there, isn't it ''." "Yes. They say she has been through more engagements than her father."
"Hasn't your husband had any treatment for this deafness?" "Not yet. You see, he's waiting until the children have finished their piano lessons."
The budding musician was seeking for compliments. "I should greatly value your opinion of my compositions," he said to a writer on musical topics. "Probably they will bo played long after the masters are all forgotten," was the reply. "You think so?" the young man. asked eagerly. "Yes: but certainly not before."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIII, 6 August 1929, Page 3
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